♠ Wednesday, September 12, 2007
Yoyoyoy!!
Thought i would take some time to post some jokes.. Enjoy it man!!
Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes
That's not right...Sum Ting Wong [something wrong]
Are you harboring a fugitive?...Hu Yu Hai Ding? [who you hiding?]
See me ASAP...Kum Hia Nao [come here now]
Stupid Man...Dum Gai [Dumb Guy]
Small Horse...Tai Ni Po Ni [Tiny Pony]
Did you go to the beach?...Wai Yu So Tan? [Why you so tanned]
I bumped into a coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Ni [i bang my knee]
I think you need a face lift...Chin Tu Fat [chin too fat]
It's very dark in here...Wai So Dim? [why so dimmed]
I thought you were on a diet...Wai Yu Mun Ching? [why you munching]
This is a tow away zone...No Pah King [no parking]
Our meeting is scheduled for next week...Wai Yu Kum Nao? [why you come now]
Staying out of sight...Lei Ying Lo [laying low]
He's cleaning his automobile...Wa Shing Ka [washing car]
Your body odor is offensive...Yu Stin Ki Pu [You stinky .. ]
My Urban Story @ 5:56 AM
